*............you wonder where your feet are when you are standing because you can't see them for your protruding belly.
*...........you finally do see what you thought was once your feet, except they look like they belong to the elephants you saw at the zoo a few months ago.
*...........you bend over or squat down to pick something up and you remind yourself of a 90 year old with all of the moaning and grunting and start to wonder if you're going to make it back up, and why you thought it was a good idea to bend over or squat down in the first place.
*..........your heartburn is raging more ferociously morning, noon, and night than your hormones.
*.........your workout for the day is putting on your socks and shoes. I know--I'm pathetic!
*.........you try to roll over from one side to the other during the night and you have to stop half way to rest and catch your breath! SERIOUSLY!
Lucky for me, I only have seven weeks (or less--dare I even think it!) before my sweet little boy arrives, and lots to do to keep me busy until then!
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The end is so tough!!! Like I told Kristie, I wish I had some encouraging words, but I've got nothing!!! Good luck and I love you! :)
At least your sense of humor hasn't been lost. The morning after my 3rd baby I got up to find I really did have feet and I could see them, it was so thrilling to look down and see I had ankles! I'm pathetic, small stupid stuff gives me thrills.
I can't believe the end is so near!! Already, where does time go? And swollen, so not fun! I hope you get a lot of time to put your feet up!!
Very cute. I loved this post. But some of these are problems for me and I am not pregnant.
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